In a weird turn of events, Newtown Square Police, in Delaware County, are looking for volunteers to drink for a good cause. Officers working on their DUI certification will be participating in a “field sobriety coordination testing school” on May 6th-7th. There are certain requirements for participation, but this is a free opportunity to drink on the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania’s dime (just don’t drive home). Interested? Email PFC Joseph Vandegrift at firstname.lastname@example.org or call 610-356-0602 voice mail #135.